WHAT EXCUSE DID YOU USE NOW

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Excuse excuses. What excuse did you use now.

What are EXCUSES? They are,

Reasons
Answers
Escapes
Trouble
Beating around the bush one would say.
LIES.

LAME answers for reasons to escape loopholes you find yourself in.

JUST TELL THE TRUTH so the question does not come back at you again. That way you feel good about yourself and not feel bad about the dumb excuse you came up with. Because now you have to remember the excuse you gave. EXCUSE ME? Pardon me. what!

If you are going to use an excuse or have to use an excuse, then tell the real reason, because after a while people or friends will not believe you.

What excuse did you use now . . .Picture this.

Mom, Dad, i can’t go to Uncle Lou’s this weekend with you. The teacher gave us an assignment that we have to hand in Monday. But, Mr. & Mrs. Pettlenots said i could stay the week-end with Lucy/ Bob and study. Mrs. Pettlenot will even take us to the library and pick us up. {As you hand over the fake note}, you say, She wrote, but really it was Lucy/bob. You become more a liar and now have to lie some more. Because the phone number was not put on the paper and now you have to get the phone number, in hopes your parents don’t want to call and talk to these fake people. WHY FAKE? Because you’re so called friend made them up thinking it was funny, and not thinking about your parents asking questions about, who are these people.

Now you have to come up with more lame excuses, and reasons and answers as to why they gave no phone number and how come you never spoke of the Pettlenots before and where do they live? So you say . . .Mom, dad, don’t you want me to pass? Then dad wants to know just what is the assignment on. Well now . . .What did you just get yourself into. Because now Mom and Dadwant to postpone the trip because they want you, to pass, with flying colors. THINK . . .lets hear the excuse now.

English: A novel excuse for non-attendence at Sunday services (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

EXCUSES always seem to catch up with you one way or the other. The truth is so easy and over with. Sure sometimes the truth hurts, but that is life, and giving birth hurts, but Mothers do it, again and again. So enough with your lame excuses and get to school or go to your Uncle’s or get a job or what ever else comes at you. Forget the excuse and tell the truth and things will get easier for you.